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I strangled a TV personality trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a crow a squirrel a coot a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨
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