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Superhero
I
strangled
an Irish
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
peppercorns
taramasalata
hamburger relish
ice-cream cones
tinned frankfurters
tomatoes
porridge
shrimp
fish fingers
avocados
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