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Superhero
I
strangled
an Icelandic
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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garlic cloves
halloumi
peanuts
ice-cream cones
yoghurt
Marmite
rice pudding
nacho cheese
spinach
gherkins
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