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Superhero
I
strangled
a Grenadian
spy
trying to throw
chicken wings
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a crow
a pigeon
a robin
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a rat 🐀
a duck 🦆
a goose
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
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