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I strangled a Greek spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a crow a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁

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