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I strangled a Gambian spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a coot a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆
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