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Superhero
I
strangled
an Estonian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shallots
iceberg lettuce
pitted olives
rice krispies
rice pudding
watermelon
tinned frankfurters
sunflower seeds
scrambled egg
chicken nuggets
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