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I strangled an Egyptian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a swan 🦢 a blackbird a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a goose a squirrel
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