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I strangled an Egyptian spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a robin a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a goose a koala 🐨

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