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I strangled an Egyptian spy trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a goose a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a crow
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