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I strangled an Egyptian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a goose a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a crow

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