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I strangled an Egyptian spy trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a goose
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