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I strangled an Angolan spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a crow a mouse 🐁 a magpie a duck 🦆 a robin a goose a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨
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