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I strangled an Angolan spy trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a swan 🦢 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a goose a crow a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨
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