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I strangled an Angolan spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a blackbird a robin a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a magpie a goose

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