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Superhero
I
strangled
a Cook Islander
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hummus
mushy peas
avocados
mashed potato
tomato ketchup
tinned tuna
pitted olives
potatoes
nacho cheese
yoghurt
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