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I strangled a Burmese spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a coot a crow a blackbird a robin a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀
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