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I strangled a Burmese spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a goose a raccoon 🦝 a robin a coot a crow
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