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I strangled a Burmese spy trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a robin a crow a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a goose a magpie
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