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I
strangled
a Vietnamese
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shrimp
Pringles
cat biscuits
hamburger relish
gherkins
bananas
nacho cheese
peppercorns
candy floss
tinned frankfurters
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