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I strangled a Tristanian spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a swan 🦢 a crow a goose a coot a duck 🦆 a blackbird
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