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I strangled a Tristanian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆 a robin a goose a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a mouse 🐁
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