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I strangled a Paraguayan spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨

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