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I strangled a Paraguayan spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a coot a blackbird a rat 🐀 a pigeon a robin a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a goose
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