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I strangled a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a goose a coot a koala 🐨 a robin
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