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Superhero
I
strangled
a Papua New Guinean
spy
trying to throw
prawn crackers
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a coot
a crow
a magpie
a goose
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