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I strangled a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a duck 🦆 a squirrel a robin a goose a raccoon 🦝 a coot a rat 🐀 a magpie a swan 🦢
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