Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a Norwegian spy trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.