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I strangled a Monegasque spy trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a coot a blackbird a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose
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