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I strangled a Monegasque spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a robin a swan 🦢 a goose a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a coot
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