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I strangled a Mauritian spy trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a robin a goose a koala 🐨 a crow a rat 🐀 a coot a duck 🦆 a pigeon
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