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I strangled a Mauritian spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a crow a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a goose a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot a rat 🐀
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