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I strangled a Mauritian spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot a squirrel a crow a magpie a mouse 🐁
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