Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I strangled a Mauritian spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a crow a coot a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a robin a raccoon 🦝
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.