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I strangled a Malawian spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a robin a blackbird a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a coot a pigeon a swan 🦢 a crow
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