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I strangled a Malawian spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a goose a coot a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a squirrel a magpie
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