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I strangled a Malawian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a magpie a goose a coot a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a robin
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