Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I strangled a Malawian spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a duck 🦆 a pigeon a coot a blackbird a koala 🐨 a robin a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a crow
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.