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I strangled a Kosovan spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

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a blackbird a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a goose a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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