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I strangled a Kazakh spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a crow a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a goose a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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