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I strangled a Kazakh spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a crow a squirrel a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a goose a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨
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