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I strangled a woman trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a crow a magpie a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a coot
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