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I strangled a woman trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a pigeon a goose a coot a magpie a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a squirrel
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