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I strangled a woman trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a coot a rat 🐀 a squirrel a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a crow a goose
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