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I strangled a woman trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a duck 🦆 a goose a robin a koala 🐨 a squirrel a pigeon
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