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I strangled a woman trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a robin a squirrel a crow a rat 🐀 a blackbird a magpie a pigeon
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