Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
strangled
a shepherd
trying to throw
ice-cream cones
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a magpie
a pigeon
a blackbird
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a goose
a rat 🐀
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