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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a coot a koala 🐨
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