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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a squirrel a robin a magpie a crow a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a coot
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