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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow a rat 🐀 a blackbird a squirrel a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a goose
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